It began with this from Donna:
You have just been sent a Financial Abundance Angel! Pass her to two people and be rich in four days. Pass her to six and be rich in two days. (Now, for all of you who have not yet been lucky enough to receive this Financial Abundance Angel, don't worry, I am sure you will soon...but in the mean time, it comes with a sparklie graphic of a pretty woman with wings and an assurance that you will receive a wonderful financial windfall if you pass her on.)
Me: You know, I got her about a week ago, and sent her forward...no windfall...I think we need to track down the creator of this email and find out what gives...
Donna: Stop it!!! I am LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Did you remember to wear Depends for just such an emergency???
Donna: Yes, I did..What I like about Depends is I can blame the Butt rumples on them.
Me: (Butt rumples...I laughed until I had tears...and yet replied through them) Ohhhh, BRILLIANT...now what do we blame the thigh dimples on? I really, REALLY need an excuse for them...
Donna: Ummmm...let me ponder that one...
Me: Maybe we can make knee length Depends? With extra spandex "just where it's needed" for those hard to de-dimple areas???
Then, I get this from Donna...(my apologies to the originator of this email, I cannot give credit where due for the photographs...)
Where does the time go?
"Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but you better live for today."
How quickly the years pass:
"Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but you better live for today."
How quickly the years pass:



Now, I just want it noted here...about the long Depends (or similar product), with spandex...if they come out, I'd better be getting a cut of those profits...'cause that Financial Abundance Angel thing sure isn't working....And, Donna...I promise when that windfall comes in...a life time supply of Depends...'cause friends make sure friends have excuses for having butt rumples....
3 comments:
Oh my goodness, what a good laugh you've afforded me today!!!
Love the picture montage, of how quickly life goes by, and how some bums evolve with time.
:)
Thank you!
Bairbre Aine
LOL...I'm so glad someone else found it as fully as I did...every time I think of the phrase "butt rumples" I cannot help but laugh...
LOL!!!!!!!!!
Post a Comment